Gaufire aka Gaurav Sharma | All My Bakwas

Twitter Advertising platform Twtbuck - One Step Ahead

2011-02-24T11:16:00.000-08:00

My journey with Twtbuck is getting more and more interesting day by day. A project started as project is turning into a possible solution for a big problem of monetization that Multi-Billion dollar Internet phenomenon Twitter is facing.

Twtbuck is a twitter advertising platform which gives 2 main services on twitter :

Geo location based Twitter user targeted ad : Our server keeps a track of complete twitter activity and locate potential customers for our advertiser present in the targeted geography and looking for or talking about a particular service or category of service.This service results into amazing conversion rates and high return on investment for advertisers. Twtbuck charges around $0.10 to $10 per tweet depending upon geography, product advertised and keyword used.
CPM ads on Twitter for as low as $0.05

Twitter users can make money on Twtbuck just by signing in with their twitter account and updating their twitter profile like daily routine. If your tweet context matches with our Advertiser's tweet ad, you get an offer to publish a tweet ad and earn easy money.

So, if you are a business and looking to advertise on twitter, Try Twtbuck

If you are twitter user, come login with your twitter account and start earning money in next 5 minutes.

Project I am working on : Short Lived Socializing - Called Friendoly

2010-12-18T13:15:00.000-08:00

How many times you have got bored at airport? Talking about myself, I get bored every time.

How many times you feel like talking to girl/guy seating to beside you on the flight? For me, It always happens.

What about having a services that connects you with your fellow travelers - People who will be on your flight and people who will be there at the airport. You can talk, share lunch, go for a smoke or may be coffee. You can make friends, you can spread business or else you can solve your core issue of boredom-at-airport or boredom-on-flight.

Friendoly, India's first Aero social network, is out in the market with solution to all such problems.

How to use friendoly to meet fellow travelers :

1. Sign Up to the account - Register or Use direct facebook login (no registration required)

2. Update your profile. It wont take more than 1 minute because its a simple and to the point profile i.e. Your name, Age, What are you here for on friendoly, What would you like to do - Talk over coffee, share beer, have smoke or lunch etc and about you

3. Upload a pic

4. If you have a ticket booked, just share you travel details - Flight number, Date, From, To and Time

5. If there are other people traveling on same flight or will be going to some other place from same airport on same date and around same time - You will see suggestions on your home page.

6. Single click any name and send friend request. Once friend request is accepted, proceed with you plans tomeet up at airport or on the plane or check-in together...I mean whatever after that. Friendoly has done its work of connecting you :)

Try Friendoly , You will love it

Learn how to win StanChart's Worlds Coolest Intern Competition & $30000

2010-10-21T21:12:00.000-07:00

This is : An attempt, A Try, A nomination for World's Coolest Intern Position

"Passion drives people, Passionate people drive ideas, Ideas drive Businesses" - Gaurav Sharma i.e. Me :p

My Introduction:

Hey I am Gaurav aka gaufire from India. I am an Engineer by Education, Investment Banker by Ex-Job, Social Media Person from Experience and Entrepreneur from Profession. I have 3 Social Media start ups under my name and I know what you digg, stumble or read! I know what catches your attention, what ads you click and why you click. Don't worry I don't have access to your Google Accounts and Search history but I am an Experienced Social Media Evangelist :))

Noble Traits in Me :

I am witty, humorous, internet savvy, internet savvy, internet savvy and a bit more internet savvy and these traits are bound in strong knit through my gifted smartness and intelligence.

I can analyze numbers and can come up with really good inferences and conclusions, thanks to my mathematician's brain, 4 years of engineering studies and investment banking job

Social Media & Business - I am their mutual friend:

If owning a twitter advertising company or a social media consulting company is not enough to prove the heading, send me a friend request on Facebook and test it! I gel really well with all the new and old social media platforms present in the world and can get any business and product the reach it demands for through these social networks.

Experience :

Founder, Online Media & Blogging Company - Age 15

Professional Blogger - Age 18

Among top 5 bloggers in India - Age 19

Co-Founder, Social Media consultancy - Age 20

Engineer - Age 21 and 1/3rd (Still a fresh Engineering Graduate)

Financial Analyst - Leading Investment Bank - Age 21 and half

Co-Founder, Social Gaming Company - Age 21 and half

Founder, Twitter Advertising Company - Age 21 and 3/4th

Do I fulfill StanChart's World's coolest Intern requirements?

1. Should be creative

Yes, I am!

2. Should know how to sell

You bet! Running profitable companies is all about this

3. Should have some knowledge about field StanChart work in i.e. Banking

Will Investment Bank Experience count? I think it should

4. Should have knowledge about in-outs of Social Media Marketing

Founder, Twtbuck - Twitter advertising through web, facebook and mobile. Good answer, Isnt it?

5. Should have good communication skills

I have conducted workshops for Microsoft, Opera, Mozilla, Social Issues. Author of over 21 blogs.

6. Knowledge of SEM, SMO and SEO ?

Yes I have good experience of Search Engine Marketing, Social Media optimization and Search engine optimization

7. What am I doing these days?

I left my job at an Investment bank just to follow my passion by residing full confidence in my knowledge of basics of social media and to start a social gaming company of my own.

Now its time to leverage my social contacts, my internet skills and own advertising network to spread the word about it. Hope the word will reach to StanChart World's Coolest Intern Selection team too and they will give me this great once in a lifetime opportunity !! :))

Last but not the least, Its no fun if there is no competition, so why don't you try for the same internship

Read about it http://breeze.standardchartered.com/blog (StanChart Breeze Blog for World's Coolest Internship)

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Mathematical equation to count number of states in India

2009-12-10T15:36:00.000-08:00

I am kind of very very pissed over TCR drama and eventually formation of Telanagana and further eventually (very bad english..hmm!! ) uprising of demand for 9 more shit small states. So , i worked a bit on working out a mathematical model or say just a lame single line equation to give a real time number of states in India i.e. Number of States in India to the accuracy of 13 decimal places at any given time.

Here is the equation :

RTNOS = S(1+ .5e^(n/N)) +WTF

This is called Real Time Number of States equation.

Variables used :
e is 2.7 (constant)
S is the (actual number of states - 1)
n is cumulative number of MPs/MLAs favouring a new state
N is cumulative number of MPs and MLAs against a new state.
WTF is What the faak coefficient that take cares of the non-sense acts or unexpected acts done by new state demanding public that aggravates the situation and effects the real time number of states count.

PLEASE HELP ME IN IMPROVING THIS EQUATION.

We will forward this equation to Planning commission of India and to the Internal affairs and home ministry , this will make their job a bit easy.

Work before - Fruit/Result After - What the F is wrong with THE PRINCIPLE OF KARMA? Expectations are legal

2009-10-24T15:05:00.000-07:00

Its 3 43 AM..Some random thought hit my cracked above forehead shell that WHY NOT TO THINK ABOUT RESULT or SAY WHY NOT TO EXPECT something out of the efforts you putting in.
But on the second thought I am thinking that Expectations may be harmful for your health as in you may get 'hurt' if they are not fulfilled or if you dont get the result for your efforts.

But again, how can some one can work on something if he dont know what the result is or what he is expecting out of it..say if I am working on backend , I cant do it if I dont know what the front end will be like.

So WHAT DO YOU THINK?? WE SHOULD HAVE EXPECTATIONS or NOT??

Damn!! What Am I Talking about?? Am I talking shit?? YEa!! Its BullShit..!! Perhaps ...I am sleepy...hmm..Correct!!

So guys and gals..Sorry for the above Night Blogging ( from the league of Night Walking problems) ...I go sleep now. Goodnight and Take care.

I think The PRINCIPLE OF KARMA is correct. I should not think about result and should not have any expectations from whatever I do.

My Tokyo Trip - HARVARD's Business Conference

2009-09-29T00:36:00.000-07:00

So I am writting this post exactly 46 days late. Actually, I was busy with Technozion and developing Vinnex so couldn't blog about the Tokyo Trip (dated : 5th Aug to 13th Aug).

Going back to how all this tokyo thing came in picture : I was selected as one of the two HPAIR BConf Delegates from India somewhere in mid April.

Travel Plan : Warangal>>Delhi>>Bangkok>>Tokyo>>Bangkok>>Delhi>>Warangal

Currency exchange Rates involved : 1 Dollar= 33 Bahts = 46 Rupees = 93 Yen , So 1 Rupee = 2 Yen (Feelings : Till now!! WOW!! Its so koool....For INR 20K i am getting Yen 40K [unaware of whats in-store in Tokyo] )

First Day in Tokyo : The Bangkok-Tokyo flight landed Tokyo early morning around 6 am or something at the Narita Airport which is like 150 KM from Tokyo city (what the hell!! )

Now as my hotel was in Tokyo main city ,so I had some 3-4 options to travel from Narita Airport - A Limousine Bus - 3000 Yen, A Narita Express Train(bullet train) - Yen 2980 , A Keisel Line Train (Local Train) - Yen 1200 , Helicopter - Some 20K Yen and A BLOOOODY TAXI ----- For -----wait for it------coming......its coming.....yeaaa!! For damnn! 25K Yen. WTF!!

I mean for a Taxi ride equivalent to Warangal to Hyd it was costing 12.5 K INR. Man!! then I figured out why Tokyo is not only the most advanced but also the most expensive city in this world.

So , I took the Narita Express and dropped down at Tokyo station and from there took Tokyo Metro to Roppongi Area (where Mori Tower is situated ).

Its 10:00 Am, I am outside the Roppongi Metro Station and all I can see is Chinkis, Big Big buildings, Flyovers, more and more chinkis, some damnn hot girls (I swear---I mean by-god---reaaalllyyy....) and gay guys with ladiezzz purse hanging in their hands(!ewwwwww!)....Phew!!! the whole scene was KOOOOL!!

But there came a small problem - JAPANESE LANGUAGE . How so ever hot a chic may be or professional uncle may be - THEY JUST DONT KNOW SIMPLE HI HELLO ENGLISH. Hence, It was quite difficult,initially, for me to ask for an international phone or for my hotel address or something. So I went to the near by police station for help and got some help from Police Inspector who was a Bangladeshi women (HOWZZ Datttt!!! ).

In the Hotel : A 5-star hotel that too in Tokyo, I am not going to explain because you are smart enough to self-understand the grandeur of that marvel. Fountains, Expensive sports cars in showcases, sofas, shinning raise to power shinning marble on the floor and walls plus the STAFF (*You know what I m saying ;)* ) . There in the hotel reception , I met some of the HPAIR delegates from Singapore,US,Poland and Korea and we went for some refereshments and *cold drinks* .

[[I m tired...will complete this sooon!! ]]

Father - Figure of sacrifice and discipline - Belated happy Father's day to my papa

2009-06-23T10:48:00.000-07:00

Ten minutes back I got a really good intellectual mail about some story related to spirits and the mail ended with some common and very well accepted generalization that MOTHER's play bigger role in child's upbringing than the FATHER's do. But I m not buying this generalization at any cost.This is what I feel

You just cant generalize that mothers play a bigger role in child's up bringing..it depends family to family, house to house, person to person...there must be numerous cases where father's have played a bigger role in child's life. No doubt mothers take care of their kids from their bath to their studies to their friend circle to their dirty nails to their parent-teacher meetings...but its father who give them all what makelife look so simple and easy going....Father is a figure of sacrifice and discipline. Kids and mothers buy new things on every here and there occasions but i have never seen any father doing such expenditure just because he is committed towards his responsibilty of giving his family all comforts.

This is what makes a Father

God took the strength of a mountain,

The majesty of a tree,

The warmth of a morning summer sun,

The calm of a quiet sea,

The generous soul of dew,

The comforting arm of night,

The wisdom of the ages,

The power of the eagle's flight,

The patience of eternity,

The depth of a family need,

Then God combined these qualities,

When there was nothing more to add,

He knew His masterpiece was complete,

And so,

He called it ... My Father

He is your hero, guide and friend. He is always there for you with his love maybe not carrying it on his face or lips but his eyes and hearts are flooded with it. Remembering his presence near my bed when I get sick, remembering his presence outside the examination centers when i come out after finishing my exam, remembering his presence when he gives me 10 times what I ask for, It makes me feel both proud, happy and emotional. Though I am not a believer of Father's day because wishing father happy father's day seems more like out of formality but still I WISH MY FATHER A BELATED FATHER'S DAY. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. I LOVE YOU PAPA!!

Yes!! Gaufire Is Back

2009-06-21T23:17:00.000-07:00

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Gaufire was riding the crest of tides and was going places when I moved to new work and left Gaufire behind to die a silent death. But like a true Phoenix it has taken a new birth, a new avatar.

That time Gaufire was a hacking , cracking , downloads and windows tips blog and people loved it. I made many fans , featured in PC MAGAZINE , NEWSPAPERS and gained a tag of BLOGGING GURU AND ALSO TOP BLOGGERS OF INDIA.

So, now I have realized my mistake that I shouldn't have abandoned Gaufire this way in the middle to fade off, so I m litting the fire within myself to bring back the Brand Gaufire and take it above where I left it a year back.

New Version of Gaufire is quite different from the earlier version. The NEW Gaufire will give you PHP SCRIPTS which you can easily install on your servers and can run various interesting internet services like Groups, Dating, Emailer, Games, Portals etc.

I'll also be writing tutorials on PHP on how to go about creating new applications and all.

And me not talking about blogging cant complete the story, so I'll be tips for effective blogging and monetizing blogging which I have learnt through my experience.

Last but not the least , I wll be sharing interesting Internet applications also on this blog.

Note: I am not an php expert, so will teach you only that much stuff which can be used to create simple php applications. For expert tutorials and learning, this is not the right place. But you are free to share your tutorials.

So fellas, which me good luck for this restart!! Hope I'll be successful in rebringing the brand Gaufire back into the blog-0-sphere

A post Just to get rid of my anger

2009-05-26T12:00:00.000-07:00

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE....

I M LOSING MY COOL...

EITHER I'LL BREAK MY HEAD ON THE WALL

I'LL THROW OFF or CRUSH MY FUCKIN CELL

WILL SLEEP EARLY

WILL DELETE MY BLOODY ORKUT AND FACEBOOK ACCOUNTS

FUCKKKKKK!!! I AM FRUSTATED!!!

p.s. This is just a temporary condition...dont worry... I'll be fine in few minutes or hours from the time of publishing this post!!

Gaurav Sharma : E4SI Fellow 2009

2009-03-10T17:01:00.000-07:00

Whenever something bad or good happens, I come here on this blog and express it and share it!! This time something good has happened...yes!! Very strange no??? But yes this time something good has happened.
Firstly, as its 11th March, wishing you all a very happy,safe and secure(for all those running from holi-players,hiding in different hostel rooms,looking themselves in toilets and bathrooms or asking someone to lock your door from outside...or in short all those holiphobics like me) holi.Please use organic colors...hmmm....!!

So breaking the good news here without wasting time: I am selected as one of 13 E4SI Fellows 2009 to gain immersion experience in one of the leading social entrepreneurial firms in the field of micro-finance as an intern.E4SI stands for Engineers for Social Impact, in which students from All the IITs, 3 NITs i.e. NIT Warangal, NIT Trichy and NIT Surthkal and BITS Pilani can apply for summer internships as E4SI Fellow.
So,this summer I'll be going Bangalore to work as an intern in Micro-Finance company called Dhanax.After the internship we all fellows will attend a leadership workshop in Indian School of Business, Hyderabad.I am really excited about my summers now.There will be so much to learn, making new friends and working on real projects which serve the society especially poor in the form of Small credit or other financial services which other financial entities don't provide.

The only thing which is bringing my level of happiness down rather in control...is the period of 2.5 months away from home and friends.Earlier to this, I had some plans to spend some quality leisure time at home.Just eat,sleep,eat,sleep and yea internet....but no problemo...as someone has very well said " TO GET SOMETHING , YOU HAVE TO LOSE SOMETHING"...following that only....I click on publish post now....!!

But before I end this post...lemme thank my parents,sister and good friends...without their continuous support,encouragement,love and care.... nothing is possible to achieve....Love you all!!!

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Winter Break 2008 coming to an end

2008-12-20T00:08:00.000-08:00

I have neglected this blog so much over the past 6 months but it is as important to me as it was when I started this.This blog helps me open up myself when I am Happy and when I am sad.It helps me share my success and good experiences. It acts as a tissue paper for me, absorbing my tears when I want to cry.It reminds me that I was an avid blogger some time back.It is important to me but me being bad at showing affection, I have really neglected this friend in need of mine.I am sorry to this blog.

Anyways stating my present condition : I have just recovered an arbit fever attack but still feeling a sense of bad mood and on the verge of crying.Even my present Orkut status reads as "Im pissed...but dono y...n i wanna cry..dono y??[:(] [:(] [:(] "
So after having a good holidays , just 2 more days left and I'll again be going back some 1550 km away from my native habitat...where my parents live...where my true friends live....where the atmosphere of comfort and no tension prevails...where I can have my self-prepared/made chai whenever I want to.....where life never ends......................

But every passing by moment of life makes you learn lessons and God keep on giving you useful hints to solve the all so complicated looking problems of your so called Life[ which i feel is a compulsive formality and burden you start jhelufying from the very moment you take birth] .....so being a good student [ *overstatement* ] I have learned alot and must jot down some of my resolutions for 2009 here :

Not to get attached or feel attached to someone even if he/she is your relative or your friend or whatever.....it causes increase in expectations....and expections not getting properly entertained always lead to feeling hurt,low and ' I m nothing' types feelings.So be yourself as well as be to yourself only....
I have to concentrate harder on what I am supposed to do when by Under graduation gets completed.I have so many options but have to single out one and nail it proper types.
Should work on seting up a proper corporate setup for my [ and my cofounder's] company Vinnoite.
Should start believing in myself
I'll fuckin crack GMAT and CAT proper types...rather I should !!!!
Need to work on solving the problem of people taking my wrong always....What I do if things look exactly the opposite than what I actually mean.Phew!!! BIG BIG PROBLEM
Should cut-off myself from some of the college events
Should try to control my anger and minding things.Take things 'lite' is the fundaa

But again why is that empty feeling surfacing again and again.People say I have everything settled in my life..but naaaaahhh!!! something is missing.....!! I want that feeling that I mean something to people around me. Even a single informal word or statement can make my day,can bring million dollar true-from inside smile on my face.But naaahhh!!! everybody is buzy and are not bothered...I just cannot control my tears,I have to cry them out lest accumulating them inside.
Know what I am in deep trouble which is invisible behind my smile,jokes,talks and so called success so far.Umm but the point is clear, I need to tackle it myself.Leave me on myself.I am a strong guy and know to control my emotions and life.Infact I am a winner but may be out-of-form.And please dont feel bad for me.I am OK.I am fine.Just spamming the net with useless blog post.You know tp - TIME PASS.

Quoting some lines i read somewhere:

Even among crowds of 1000s,

I feel crazy, hysterical and desperate.

I try to be sufficient unto myself.

But I can not.

What am I to do?

Hope the above resolutions will help me leading a happy and succesfull life in year 2009.
So friends Happy XMAS and Happy New Year in advance.I need to get some sleep to get rid of my post-fever sick mood.Ciao.Take care.

Another reponsibilty on my shoulders : VinnoEdu

2008-12-20T00:01:00.001-08:00

Vinnoite Media has clubed together all its Education related inventory and online property content to this single program called VinnoEdu.
Under VinnoEdu , we will not only give you ample knowledge on various aspects of student life,career prospects,study tips,resources,guest articles but will also solve your queries which you can ask here
VinnoEdu also organise seminars/workshops/lectures for both college and school students on topics ranging from Entrepreneurship,Entrance exams,time management,general awareness and youth awakening programs through out the country.
We at VinnoEdu also have various student programs in which they can participate,compete and win cash prizes,certificates and last but not the least fame.

Join VinnoEdu now and feel free to contact us to arrange a session in your college at absolutely no charges.Its all free!!

You can contact us at edu@vinnoite.com or simply use the ASK option.

Gaurav Sharma
Coordinator ,VinnoEdu
Vinnoite Media Pvt. Ltd.

Fed up of even living -Somewhere I know

2008-11-10T11:35:00.000-08:00

So the post heading is my present Orkut profile quote too.And the source of inspiration for these words is an awesome addictive song from Keane i.e. Somewhere Only We Know....
Download the song

Lyrics:

I walked across an empty land
I knew the pathway like the back of my hand
I felt the earth beneath my feet
Sat by the river and it made me complete

Oh simple thing where have you gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

I came across a fallen tree
I felt the branches of it looking at me
Is this the place we used to love?
Is this the place that I've been dreaming of?

Oh simple thing where have you gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

And if you have a minute why don't we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go
Somewhere only we know?

[break]

Oh simple thing where have you gone
I'm getting old and I need something to rely on
So tell me when you're gonna let me in
I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin

So if you have a minute why don't we go
Talk about it somewhere only we know?
This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go
So why don't we go

This could be the end of everything
So why don't we go
Somewhere only we know?

I am feeling this...

2008-11-03T10:22:00.000-08:00

So long time again...haven't blogged for long....hmmm was buzy with controlling the helm of ma life stuck in really troubling waters of problems...So even after trying my level best ,I have figured out what my problem looks like...
I think I am stuck in a Vaccum Bubble.. I am shouting , I am crying , I am dying , I am sinking , I am calling for help but people outside are just not able to hear to my callings....what i do now....I am helpless....God please send someone or you yourself come to prick this bubble with a needle and put an end to my agony,pains and fucked up condition....
The worst part I myself donno why I am going through all this mental trauma....

And above all this Chemical engineering studies suck really bad....No matter you know the stuff or not..but you should be good at swallowing shit and puking it as it is during the exams to get the A-Grade or 9 Pointer.... I confess i not interested in eating shit for the sake of marks...

P.S. Mummy,Papa,Sister or ma good friends , if you reading this...chilll!! your son/brother/friend is learning to live in this selfish world....learning to face all the odds to progress in life....He is growing up into a man....yo!!!

Ciaaao !! I should better get back to my book,have got minor today....haven't seen the face of book for last 2 months...

Modern day telecommunication sucks for me

2008-09-30T12:28:00.000-07:00

No denying applications/uses/good points/pros/every thing good good list for modern day telecommunication modes i.e. Mobile phone,Web 2.0 technology based social networking websites and Gtalk-IM messengers always gonna be longer than their bad points/cons but for me or you can say for me as if right now they suck hard core....Man!!! you keep in touch with your good friends sitting some some thousand or more kilometers away from you via just pinging them with latest mud off,good news or arbit/random Suppp? messages ,no matter whatever mode you use...but both the party remain aware of the new updates the other side all time....
But this is where the problem starts.
My vacations start and I come back home. A time is set for friends get together and we finally meet with all hi's and hand shakes and order for whatever bla bla stuff....NOW!!!! MY PROBLEM ARISES......WHAT I SAY?? I HAVE NOTHING NEW TO SAY...NOTHING NEW TO TELL.....NO NEW GUPSHUP ,NO NEW GOOD NEWS........Damn!!! There I am sitting mum,numb and wordless...just listening to others and wondering how come all my other friends have so much new and to tell or laugh on or whatever....fuck man!!! What a hellish outing is this....I have proved myself the dumbest on the planet Earth and over that I have wasted first day of ma vacation getting bored only........
And now the reason or the root of the problem is my mobile phone and internet social networking site account and gtalk......
hmmmmm.....So this should stop...because I also want to take active part in the [even faltu only] meet-up talks/discussions/laughs....
So ,Shall I stop messaging or scribbling or pinging on IM messengers??
Suggest me something please....!!!

Clarity by John Mayer - Time to get back to blogging!!

2008-09-29T12:20:00.000-07:00

There can't be any other good way to restart pursuing my blogging hobby.This is an awesome soft soothing song Clarity by John Mayer...and I have quoted his own words about the song.....

As John Mayer puts it " You know those 5 seconds when you wake up and you have no prior knowledge of all the problems in your life, its just a moment of calm, and then your remember everything and your like oh crap, but for those 5 seconds everything is Ok." When I hear this song those 5 seconds are expanded into 4 minutes and 32 seconds of bliss. Regardless of the lyrics it says a lot about Mayer as a composer that he can convey such a powerful feeling just through sound.

I worry
I weigh three times my body
I worry
I throw my fear around
But this morning
There's a calm I can't explain
The rock candy's melted, only diamonds now remain

ooh ooh ooh ooh

By the time I recognize this moment
This moment will be gone
But I will bend the light pretending
That it somehow lingered on
Well all i have got's

And I will wait to find
If this will last forever
And I will wait to find
If this will last forever
And I will pay no mind
Well it won't and it won't because it can't
It just can't
(It's not supposed to)

Was there a second of time I looked around?
Did I sail through or drop my anchor down?
Was anything enough to kiss the ground
And say I'm here now?
And she is here now

So much wasted in the afternoon
So much sacred in the month of June
How bout you?

And I will wait to find
If this will last forever
And I will wait to find
That it won't and it won't and it won't
And I will pay no mind
Worried bout no rainy weather
And I will waste no time
Remaining in our life together

Vinnoite launching its Media Services

2008-09-25T23:35:00.001-07:00

Vinnoite will be launching its Media Arm.The new entity will be called VinnoMedia,which will be a media process outsourcing company that will offer a range of services to media and entertainment companies globally.The company will offer services like blogging outsourcing, market analysis and busines

View my page on Vinnoite

Why Gazals are always sad??

2008-08-08T13:09:00.000-07:00

Hmm...so it was as usual dark night,not because it was No-Moon but Fused Bulbs of Street lights placed on College roads.And i was hanging around with my good friend Mango[as we call him] talking about arbit stuff which we usually term as Post Dinner Walk the Talk....So Mango asked me this question "Why all Gazals are always sad"??And Happy feelings are so difficult to pen down than the sad feelings...??"

Hmm....Seriously!!! This is true...right??

I mean think if we are sad or alone or mood is off than our sms's never seem to end....but happy feelings can be concluded well before 1 page and 160 characters of Text message.

For this the simple reason i feel is the 'LIMIT' !!

I feel SADDNESS has got some boundaries or limit or some finite value and time ,the biggest healer, is the one that keep sadness within its limits...but if Happiness is considered i feel,its infinte....There seems no end to how good you can feel even if the happiness is due to some small reason even....even we ourselves wish that time of happiness should never end...making happiness limitless...

What You Say??

A shift for own good -An end to something I loved

2008-08-03T14:00:00.000-07:00

Hmm...So Gaufire.com reached all its peaks this summers with 850 plus subscribers , over 90000 pageviews per month and some few hundred dollars as revenues when i decided to stop the engine...to give it a free fall...from the top of the cliff and to give myself a feel how it feels when something that you love comes to an end.
I have stepped down from Chief Author of Gaufire.com and have also removed it from Google search. And reason for it is kept as a secret by my inside from me.I have seriously no clue but I have finally decided to say 'I m sorry its over ' to technical blogging which earned me all what I am [ self proclaimed 'All what I am' ;)) ] in blogsphere .Anyways I will be doing blogging for other small blogs for sure if NIT Warangal's internet LAN supports...
I think the decision of putting some breaks on my blogging-spree is for my own good..I know i can never be a professional blogger but ya!! I can run a media company having a blog network and bla bla...but for that I need to crack GMAT and get my MBA done....So....its time to get some serious concentration towards offline-business i.e. Studies!! [Don't misunderstand 'Studies' with burning late night lamps to score good in college....nahhhh!! No chance of that happening ]
But its so strange that I m not feeling an serious pain of abandoning my blog ,perhaps because I was mentally prepared for it or I challenged myself to face it...
So the lesson i have learned here is that keep you mindset always prepared for any lose that can otherwise break your heart into a zillion pieces [ I have heard zillion a zillion number of times but can any one tell me how many zero's are there in a zillion??] to live life with any major hiccups.
I know this learning is completely arbit and random and non-sense but sadly I am like this only...

Just a Quickie.. Chalte Firte

2008-08-01T11:34:00.000-07:00

Hiii!!
So the net facilities again taking backseat in [now im sure] self proclaimed one of the best technical education institutes of India -NIT Warnagal.
I just realized one think just after getting a 'Congratulations' mail from Microsoft upon my selection as Microsoft Student Partner....
To get success in life you should be "SOUND enough to Sound Good" or lemme ask you " How sound you are to sound good in an interview" ??

Hmm...Chalo i leave now....Have got "lot of work to do" ;)

Tatazzzz....

My Deja Vu

2008-07-19T01:51:00.000-07:00

Ya!! this tittle is taken from season 5 of Scrubs. But this heading is quite apt to what i gonna write in next few lines.
So finally 19th July has come, its 2 : 30 pm and i have to board my train at 9 from Nizzamuddin Station . Hence the 3 months long college break is getting over . Flooded with same emotions and feelings as i was in this post some 6 months back , i am writting this post.May be the feelings are more intense this time as the holidays went superb and great without a single day of 'Boriyat' ...
A to-n-fro swing can describe my present feelings..One moment i am feeling low because of the fear of missing the awesome time i spent with my family and my friend bigtime!! and on the very next moment the arrival of 3rd year is encouraging me and reminding me of the tasks i have to accomplish in this year like GMAT preparations , Joining CAT coaching , Doing well in College studies , Work on my company GaufireMediaLabs and may be if time permits will do blogging.
Ya!! I have decided to corner blogging slowly and steadily for my own good perhaps:((
Talking about my holidays:
It started off well with my Internship at Interactive avenues in Gurgaon. And I must confess that those people spoiled me by the care and respect they bestowed on me. I started doubting or hating myself because i thought [not think,thanks to my friend] that i dont deserve all that...!!
The end of the internship was a kind of setback types for me but Blogging helped me get through all that missing good times rather awaragardi times i spent in Gurgaon. With the help of my college mate Zubair, Gaufire.com reached some good heights during last few months breaking its all previous records.I have realized that Gaufire.com means alot to me..I am now very much personally attached to it....Its ma buddy:)
Anyways I know at present my emotions are in fluidized form so i m writing all this in arbit order...please bare with it!!
Ok!! So I enjoyed watching IPL T20 match with my friend alot...the best part when i bought the ticket , it was the only ticket available in the Rs 250 lot and in total there were 2 stands having 4 floors each...so for that ticket ,total possible options were 8 but i got the exact choice/option ie the stand and floor which my friends were allotted..thank you god!!! Seriously...I cant see you God,but you are there ...:))
Anyways I did alot of travel too these holidays...Went Chandigarh numerous times and Jaipur too and then catching up with friends in Delhi. Really enjoyed that.
Ohhh yea!! now something to flaunt about:

I founded Chandigarh Bloggers Alliance and got interviewed by Times of India and Hindustan and my interview along with 'pic' was published in the newspaper.Hence i have cleared the zeroth level of becoming celebrity. Yippppeee!!
I gave a financial markets exam conducted by National Stock Exchange of India and scored decent 87% in it..Yo man!!

So in an all I thoroughly enjoyed and utilized my holidays . And in the end, i m feeling that I have missed so many things to tell you about but can't think of em right now..as expected feeling bit low for the moment...but its normal i guess.
Hmm...so cya all my gooood budddies...gonnna miss you yaaroin..:((( and yeahhh!!! GOODLUCK TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO ARE GOING TO FACE SOME IMPORTANT EXAMS THIS YEAR......MAY GOD BLESS Ya!!!
Ciaaao!! Adios !!

Interviewed by Times of India...

2008-07-14T10:46:00.000-07:00

Its 7 Pm and I m feeling weak and feverish..My mood is not good either and some sinking heart feeling...No these are not symptoms of upcoming fever or some disease but its telling that something related to name-fame or Wah wahi sorts thing has happened to me lately....or may something else bugging me...i'll will come to know about that once over with this post....
So confessing one of my strange weaknesses , this is the one -Handling Fame !!
So i got call that that Times of India gonna interview me for my recent Organising of Chandigarh Bloggers Meet and then Founding Chandigarh Blogger Alliance.
Deviating a bit from the topic , Interview means differently for different people...May be it shows something about their thinking or something but clearly you find equal number of people whom i told about this invite thingy, responding that "Select hogaya to party" and others getting the right meaning of it and expressing it as "WOw!!" "Sahi hai" "Great yaar" or something similar.....But can you imagine what would have been my expressions on listening "Select hogaya to party..." As if im going for interview for some post in times of india...pleaseeeee!!! apply your brain yaar....!!!!Huh!!
Anyways ,where were we??Yaa....so I went TOI office in Chandigarh and answered all questions to the nice looking reporter or 'whatever post' lady and then some 2-liner interviews of 4 other members of Chandigarh Blogger Alliance...Then we had a photo shoot . Ok so next morning i.e Today , I woke with a worried cum eager mind and heart thinking about How the report published in Today's Times of India [Chandigarh Edition] be like and fingers crossed that whatever it may be like but should not be like 6th July article in THE HINDUSTAN where reporter wrote Gaurav Sharma has left Chemical Engineering studies and doing Blogging only and making 'awesome' 10-12 K bucks a month.....What the Fakkkkkkkkk???
But after just a week of forming the alliance...I have made some good friends , some strategic partners for my upcoming GaufireMediaLabs and have seen what politics is all about and more more colours of competitive life...
Anyways I m now quite sufficient enough or able to cope up with ma weakness of coping up with fame and all...[which used to freak me out like anything days back even my name was published in June edition of DARE]...and all this due to my really good friend of mine.Thanks alot to her :) )
Anyways the as mentioned condition of mine in first few lines of this post,i think, was more of due to feelings arousing as days of going back college coming nearer and nearer.Fuckkkk man!!! i gonna miss these awesome holidays...
Will be writing on what i gonna miss , how i spent my holidays in next coming post...

Here is the pic of the article published...

Here is the text of the article:

"An engineering student along with 14 other enthusiasts has formed a body for bloggers "

By Purva Grover/TNN

Chandigarh: Not so long ago we saw SMSes invade our lives and hardly had we settled down that the blogging bug bit us. Right from a superstar getting nasty about a co-star to a sociable housewife sharing her recipe for malai kofta, today we seem to be talking less and blogging more. But then it was a lot more than this that got this third-year chemical engineering student of NIT, Warangal thinking.
Says Gaurav Sharma, “Blogging is a democratic medium. It lets you learn via sharing.” And it was holding awareness sessions and meetings with bloggers in places like Hyderabad, Bangalore and Gurgaon that made him realize the need for giving impetus to blogging in this region too.
The result, last week, he along with 14 other bloggers from here formed a platform called the Chandigarh Bloggers Alliance. We logged on to find out more.
It began around two months back when Gaurav, a frequent visitor to the city, floated a request on www.indiblogger.in asking like-minded people in this region to join him. Sadly, just 14 bloggers responded. But, that did not disappoint him, for the movement had just begun.
Fired by passion and dedication to make the best of the medium, the group (chandigarhbloggers.com) boasts of individuals blogging on various themes like Punjabi poetry, SMS jokes, technology, food, and more.
Having floated 18 blogs, Gaurav talks about his favourite one. “It offers guidance to students looking at engineering as an option. What’s more, the blog that got 9,000 queries in mere three weeks is helping me pay my college fee too,” he smiles. And for beginners, there is student Abhinav Sood’s blog offering blogging tutorials. As for those, who don’t see anything good coming out of the worldwide web, here’s something to ponder about. “These days many companies require you to mention your blog in your resume,” points out Gaurav. And why so? “Well, it lets them have a peek into your knowledge bank, your area of interests and of course how well you communicate with your readers,” explains the youngster. Says another member of the group, Sameer Relan, a website developer: “If explored the right way, blogging can be a prospective career option.” And, if you thought only youngsters are logged on then think again.
Says Sameer, “My father is an avid blogger too.” So, all you Internet addicts, it’s time to think beyond writing scraps and go blogging instead.

Nice!!!:))

Who is God?Where is God?My relation with God?

2008-07-03T11:55:00.000-07:00

Firstly,Just writing an arbit thought circling ma small brain again and again

Coming out live rather fit and fine from a nearly life taking deadly accident of my car with truck on highway few days back or getting seat in a good college or construction of our house or buying a car or anything big either good or bad -Is that all controlled by God!!!!

Existence of God is been always challenged by people who term themselves intellectually the best of the best...or a collective term 'Science' but there are so many number of incidents that prove that some power is there in our world which can't be explained and is normally termed as God.
After some 20 years of seeing this world,i am now completely divided on this issue

Who is God? Where is God? and Whats my relationship with God?

So i gonna self-answer these questions here in this post.
For me God is like a reserve fuel tank of my motorbike which helps you when you are factually short of resources to move your bike or life further.So this is when Switching to Reserve or Say God helps you.But this is ,i know, a very mean definition of God.God pardon me.
So giving a serious thinking on who is God?? Then God is one who laughs with you in Good times and who cries ,helps and boosts up your morale and confidence in Low times. He/She is that ultimate power which no one can live without.God is your shadow,even if you want to run away from it ,God will always be with you for all seasons.

Now the million dollar question comes in--Dude!! Where is God??
So according to people Probability of finding God is maximum at the places of worship.Thats why people flock in like anything to get their share of blessings of God.okkk!! But i dont feel like that.I look and see my God where ever i want to rather i wish to.I m not bound by the confinements of worship places or idols or pictures or whatever.

God is like air,
Present everywhere:)

My Relationship with God!!
The true belief in God comes from realizing your personal relationship with God ,the communication your inner heart do with the Almighty , the instant remembrance of God in the need or problem.Doing Fake 'Jai' is not ma cuppa of Tea..pleaseee....this is purely eroding your friendship ,your relationship with God by bringing in Formality into it.
Worship is nothing but acknowledgment of God's ultimate power,unachievable and unmatchable character and nature.So God is not just Ram-Rahim-Nanak-Christ but Your Teachers/Parents/Elders are also God according to this definition of Worship.
God can be considered as Ideal Man the way we use ideal gas or other references in Science to compare different things.

So Showcasing your belief in God is not required at all...its all your wish...but keeping one-to-one connection with God is utmost to counter any problem in life or to get a divine companion when you rendered alone and helpless in any situation or time of life.
May God bless you all. Happy Friendship with your friend God.
[And I am not planning to join any AASTHA OR SANSKAR CHANNEL as Gaufire Bapu but Just writing some of my pending thoughts which i havent written anywhere till now.]

What are your thoughts like??

To find a queen without a king!!

2008-06-25T11:52:00.001-07:00

Hmm...leaving my last post still incomplete , i am sharing this awesome song[atleast I like Led Zepp alot].....and there is no reason...why i am putting my pic here in this post...but just arbitly I have uploaded it...bare it!!

So Here goes the song ,hope many of you will appreciate my choice and taste of music ;))
Going to California

Spent my days with a woman unkind,
Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine.
Made up my mind to make a new start,
Going to california with an aching in my heart.
Someone told me theres a girl out there
With love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Took my chances on a big jet plane,
Never let them tell you that theyre all the same.
The sea was red and the sky was grey,
Wondered how tomorrow could ever follow today.
The mountains and the canyons started to tremble and shake
As the children of the sun began to awake.
Seems that the wrath of the gods
Got a punch on the nose and it started to flow;
I think I might be sinking.
Throw me a line if I reach it in time
Ill meet you up there where the path
Runs straight and high.
To find a queen without a king;
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings.
La la la la
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Tryin to find a woman whose never, never, never been born.
Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams,
Telling myself its not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.

Achaa tha na??? Leave your commenst....whether You a blogger or just any dumb internet user....i dont care...!!

Uff I did it again (as i again passed across the idiot box)

2008-06-18T12:56:00.000-07:00

Hats off !! hats off !! hats off!! to the person who termed Television as Idiot box.Man!! what a visionary that guy must be who saw this coming before hand..bravo!! Uncle aap purush hee nahi ho,maha purush ho! maha purush !

People,Sudden Mood off.....will continue the post later!!:(

Who Am I?? Lets find out....

2008-06-15T02:48:00.000-07:00

Oiii Sachi here I have completed your tag...keep forwarding your tags....its fun to know yourself....!!

Updated: 19 June, Raat ke (infact subh ke) 1:42 baje...

Damn!! I knew that this gonna happen and it happened....Im tagged as cheatercock for having some of the answers same as that of Sachi's tag....Oii!! Sachi....tell them that i told you about this and you gave me the green chit....hainaa??

Anyways already bitten by 'Cheatercock ' tag...for saving my 'laaaaaj' now...im editing this post a bit!!

I am: Gaurav 'aka' Gaufire

I think: i think i can be a good psychic or lobbyist or fundae-baaz

I know: I am gifted with some "aalokik" powers to help the mankind...hmm...shaktimaaaan!!!

I want: Fame, success and all time partyyyyy with loud music....

I have: a family and a bunch of best friends which i would love to have in all my lifes...

I wish: i could some how know whats instore in the coming future

I hate: people bothered about others life and relationships.People

I miss: every single sec of goodtimes i had with anyone

I fear: Bhenji uncle!!

I feel: SAD and Low and feverish (Right now, I feel like crying for no reason!)

I hear: I normally overhear alot..love to comment on it ;)

I smell: Old milk for seeking any possibility of making last chai of the night

I crave: for everything i want

I search: for “Success "

I wonder: when I would be a satisfied soul??

I regret: why i m doing engineering!!

I love: everyone who loves me....

I ache: my back and neck....cause for my end to cricketing career...nahiiiiii :(

I am not: Dumb but may be at times i pretend to ,to read you..!!

I dance: anytime you ask me to dance..

I sing: I miss you [blink 182]

I cry: when i am alone and low

I don’t always: speak ( a suggested answer....how many of you agree.... I dont)

I fight: at times and end up on the losing side always:((

I write: bakwas, arbit stuff about my understood by me only GaufireGiri Fundae and theories..

I win: many times but still waiting for a big win

I lose: sometimes…

I never: betray the trust my people have in me!

I always: think ,think and think

I confuse: everyone and that includes me too :O

I listen: to what my mind wants to…

I can usually be found: in my own world

I need: an apple Mac and iPhone

I am happy about: being Gaurav , im happy that i have got the best family and best friends in this whole world and they are always with me to help me out when I am not happy..... :))

I imagine: myself on Forbes magazine cover..

You all are invited to complete this tag on your blog...IF you dont have a blog start a new blog at blogger.com and complete this tag to discover yourself...and do lemme know when you over with your tag...
Cheers:))

Sometimes dreams do come true

2008-06-13T14:03:00.000-07:00

I know , I know ...I should be more regular on this blog .Ok,i'll try to be..and hey i dont mind your comments via emails but please post them here too..And if you are having any problem in opening comments [may happen if you using Microsoft Internet Explorer] then please download Mozilla Firefox..but do comment!!!
Anyways coming to what Title of this Post saying, Yes most of the times our Dreams are just false or fake promises that make our sleep time pleasant thats all but at times they do come true...like it happened with me during this Summer Internship with Interactive avenues. Man!! You wont believe me....I fell in love with the place and the people on very first day.This is what i was looking for since my 9th standard when i started my visionary one page website cum brand Dhakan [dont laugh ] .... And one of the best parts...the Free Fund ki nearly infinite Chai [if you have sold your self esteem then only infinite...otherwise i normally had 'mere' 5-6..thats not much right??;)]
And then playing cricket during partially office time and partially lunch time;) and im missing the awesome friends i discovered there...whether its Search team , Creative Team or specifically Client servicing team and last but not the least the employees's servicing team ie the Chai-Coffee boy and ever smiling Guard bhaiyaa....Hey party people!! Its time to get a bit emotional...I am truly and badly missing them and the time i spent there alotttttt:((

And thankss alot Aditi for giving me such a great chance to join you people and enjoy my life along with learning the digital advertising biz!! I will keep coming to IA for sure...or whenever you'll call me...

FAQs i answered when i got into NITW

2008-06-06T03:25:00.000-07:00

Originally the term FAQ referred to the Frequently Answered Questions, and listed answers that had previously been posted to the mailing list. The word now is usually considered Frequently Asked Question and the compilation of questions and answers was known as a FAQ list or some similar expression.

However as a Warangaler you are treated to certain special FAQs, which in the holy words of Led Zeppelin leave you "Dazed and Confused".

" Q. What college are you in?
Ans. NIT-Warangal..Used to be called REC a few yrs back..?!?!

Q. Where is that?
Ans. Err... Close to Hyderabad.

Q. Accha so apka idhar local college mein nahi hua?? Par itni door Hyderabad kyon... kahi
Ghaziabad ya Noida side try kar lete... Ache hai yaha bhi college....
Ans.

Q. So how much did you pay to get in?
Ans. Nothing really, AIEEE ke through hua hai..

Q. Acha even they have a separate paper.... Waha khana to sirf idli vagera milat hoga...?
Ans. Nahi sab kuch mil jata hai...

Q. Bete wahan se kisi ki phi naukri lagti hai?
Ans. Yeah, almost everyone gets a job...maybe even two or more..

When the talk ends, neither is the intuitive party wiser and as for you, you probably feel like a
loser from some college which you paid truckloads from your dad's account...!!

But whatever may be the case i am happy and proud of myself to be a Nitwitian

Chilllax yaaar....Don't WORRY , Be HAPPY

2008-06-03T01:50:00.001-07:00

Office me khush raho, ghar me khush raho
Zindagi hai choti, har pal me Khush raho...

Aaj murgii nahi hai, paneer me hi khush raho
Chpati nahi hai to kya, Rice me hi khush raho

Aaj gym jane ka samay nahi, Kaam me hi khush raho..
Aur kabhi kaam hi na ho to vyayaam me hi khush raho...

Aaj Dosto ka sath nahi, Tv dekh ke hi khush raho
Ghar ja nahi sakte to phone ker ke hi khush raho...

Sehwag ka shatak Door hai,1 darzan me hi khush raho
Aaj Cable kharab hai,Doordarshan me hi khush raho...

Aaj GF/BF gussa hai, uske is andaz me bhi khush raho
Jisse dekh nahi sakte uski awaz me hi khush raho...

IAF pilot banne ka socha tha, video game me hi khush raho,
Dawood to pakda nahi,fir Abu salem me hi khush raho...

Khushiyo ka intezar kyo,Gum me bhi khush raho
Laptop na mila to kya ,Desktop me hi khush raho...

Haste haste ye pal bitaenge, bita hua kal dukhi tha
To kya hua, aane wale kal me khush raho

Ek to zindagi hai, malal rekh ke kya kerenge,
Ek zindagi, wo bhi chothi, har pal me khush raho..

To solve your problem divide yourself

2008-05-24T23:52:00.000-07:00

Hey howzz going??There are so many Gaufiregiri fundae that are getting pending and pending day by day to share with you.So now i am sharing one of those pending fundas...let me tell you Im touchy about giving Gaufiregiri gyan because i have spent good time on each funda and don't want anyone to luagh on it...Alright so what i gonna write about today is how to look at your problems and solve it.It one of the best ways have learned and practiced over some time now.
divide your self into two YOU..one is a spirit and one who is living in this world..And You pretend to be that spirit and look at the pain and laugh on it....saying "see i have found u...dont even try to bug me...im laughing on u"....this way the second part that is the one who is in this world gets an extra support and gets the power and will to fight with your bad times...
its just matter of trial...

this should come automatically..in a split second..you will divide into two...identify your pain and laugh on it and back to the work...!!!

Hope this work for you.Let me know if this funda helped you even a bit..I'll be more than happy to listen to it!! Cheers!!

Gaufree Music Index Search Engine

2008-05-17T04:58:00.000-07:00

How to use Gaufree??

Gaufree uses a special parent directory or website index search to bring forward the data directly from website servers ,saving your time to visit a site,search and download.At Gaufree,the download links are tested and provided on a simple HTML page which is the simplest form of webpage you can get on internet making your surfing easy and fast.YOu can submit your requests also.The requests from visitors will help us keep on updating our database which in-turn will be usefull for visitors having similar demand.So enjoy your stay here,hope you get what are looking for to download ,else leave your request.
Visit Now!!
Gaufree|Making Ineternet Resources Public

Try out Gaufree Music Index Search

Gaufree Music Index search for your query in directories indexed in our database and give you result direct from server.so for downloads no need to go to a website and search for song rather do direct.Youtube is also in the database.FOr non-Youtube results ....Add ' - Youtube ' to your search term.Example: Search for Shakira,Akon,Blink 182 ,or Blink 182 -Youtube.com [ for mp3 only ,no results from Youtube], Yellow,Fix You etc.

I am Tagged!!

2008-05-15T07:05:00.001-07:00

So Sachi tagged me here and completing the Tag:

8 things I am passionate about:

Blogging
Google
Traveling (but not by Local bus or Train)
Laptop but with Internet
Money
Start-ups
Tea urf Chai [ummmm.....anytime]
Life

8 things I want to do before I die...

Fly an Aeroplane
Work for Street Dogs
Get my name on Wikipedia
Be 'the youngest one to do' in something
Complete my pending book
Visit Japan
Watch a 20-20 match with my friends and family at Lords
Meet Steve Jobs

8 things I normally say

What the Fuck
Damn!!
Screwed Bigtime
You know what
Jeee haaan
Kya baat hai!!
hmmm
okkk
nahiiii!!

8Books I last read

Funda of Mixology
My 3 Mistakes
The Secret
The Greatness guide
The Monk who sold his ferrary
The Inscrutable Americans
Anything for You Ma'm
One night at callcenter

8 songs i can listen to again and again

Scientist
Fix You
The man who sold the world
Jermey
Dyer Maker
Stairway to Heaven :P
YEH JO DESH HAI
I miss you -Blink182

Okkk..now comes whom should i forward this tag to...will decide later!!

Life ke Fundae: Uncle minus Ego Equal to Sir

2008-05-10T12:01:00.000-07:00

I went to some top notch guy who give consultancy on How to register your company or legal issues or partner or shareholding issues to discuss about my [now registered] company GaufireMediaLabs.
So that nice oldie shared a really practical funda with me.And sharing it with you...Its really helpful as it helped me yesterday.
So what he said was that when ever you go to some public office i.e. a government office or deal with some government guy please subtract some ego /shyness from the Word UNCLE and call that guy with SIR.This will do wonders in getting your work done,getting out of problems and making goodwill and contacts!!! Yeaaah...as simple is that!!
So,yesterday i was riding on ma bike without helmet ,license,Reg . Certi,Pollution certi and even without a single penny to bribe the Police guy who caught me.And SIR was the first word i uttered and some more buttering and senti-palufication helped me saving my bike from getting IMPOUNDED!! yipppppe!! thanku consultant uncle...ooops.....SIR:))

So remember this Universal Formula

Uncle - Ego = SIR = Success!!

Goodluck!! Hope whenever you collide with some Government Employee ,Sir be the first word you utter!!

Fuck Time!!!wherzz the time going??

2008-05-07T04:07:00.000-07:00

Suppp?? For last 2 weeks ,i am enjoying my summer break and had so many plans to write posts on covering different topics ranging from How I hav'nt got time to complete my book,how I have noted down some 10 plus Gaufiregiri topics and but not getting time to jot down my thoughts on 'Getting things you always wanted to have but on getting them you say i dont need them anymore' , and How rarely dreams come true...one of those is doing my internship in IA...!!!

In above lines ,what i have done is just noted down points I'll be writing about soon....But....!!!! Fuck time!!! Wherezzz the time going??

I'll be back...soon...hopefully this weekend will be end of the writing drought!! Yeaaaaaah!!!

Chandigarh Blogger Meet '08

2008-04-26T13:37:00.000-07:00

Chandigarh Blogger Meet 2008

Come,Interact and Enjoy!!

For the first time in this beautiful city,a proud capital of two rich states Punjab and Haryana which are not only rich economically but are rich and prosperous when comes to its freelancing writers called bloggers coming up Chandigarh Blogger Meet'08 for bloggers of Haryana,Punjab and Delhi.Even blogging enthusiasts as well as participants from parts of the country are also most welcome.SO this JULY'08 be there!!Click Here[Prototype]

Agenda!!

The very first motto is to unite the blogger community of Chandigarh[representative of haryana and Punjab] and Himachal Pradesh to stand among places like Banglore or Hydrabad which are flurushing bigtime when Blogging is concerned.Secondly,This meet will help bloggers to help each other by telling their stories how they started their blogs,what they learnt
or how the journey has been in to the blogsphere,sharing their tips and tricks behind successfull blogging and last but not the least all so important Blog links and contacts will be exchanged for the good of community as a whole.This meet will set the foundation of a forum for more of such meets in coming years.

CONTACT: Gaurav Sharma,Organising Team,CBM'08,9989400902

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Check out these Talented Punjabi kids[Must watch]

2008-04-20T14:28:00.000-07:00

Finding Pseudo Moksha

2008-04-15T09:04:00.000-07:00

Most of the nights go by without a blink of eye specifically due to burden of sleepiness.The quietness of night coupled with darkness and cool breeze flowing in through the broken glass pans of windows of my hostel room is indeed a learning experience.What I do is just think,hang around in wonderland looking for some answers that are disturbing some part of brain for quite a while now.And my area of research is Finding Patterns that frame and knit together to form your life.Finding those patterns will certainly help many including me to squeeze out some more fun and reason to live happily with satisfied mind....TO BE CONTINUED!!

Inflation!! Inflation !! Inflation!!

2008-04-12T11:13:00.000-07:00

A month back I finally shortlisted 3 fields I may go into after doing my Engineering formality...
Namely, Finance or Marketing/Advertising and Entrepreneurship in a form of Media House.
So focusing on my very first option i.e Finance....Man!! Inflation has seriously become the major pain in the ass...with inflation rate going soaring way above 7.41% its becoming more and more frustrating to shell out extra money for the same thing you bought a day or two days back!!
First of all for those who don't know shit about Inflation,then inflation in simple words is an increase in prices of the commodities present in market whether its packed Lassi or Auto Rickshaw rates....anything that you use everyday starts to appear going away from us...and can be termed as Red Shift if science is intermingled with the present post!!

So, after gaining some 1 month of regular studies of finance related papers and topics and journals etc etc.... i must say that as Banks are giving mere 5 - 6% interest on fixed deposits and inflation being 7.41% ....so net profit you gonna get out of this savings of yours is negative...
I suggest you to go and spend your money lavishly because this the only way you can break even with earning and spending.

So question arises Why Inflation increasing>??? Umm....I think going with basics....the rise in inflation is directly proportional to disbalance between Demand and Supply. If former is more than other..automatically prices increase.
Even increase in Oil prices in International market contribute to Inflation. To make the condition even worse...some of the ill-minded people cash-in the situation by doing hoarding ....very badddddddddd!!!

Anyways I decided to write this post after getting pissed of by Inflation attack on my pocket. I went to canteen to buy Rs 10 /- lassi pack....but the guy asked for Re 1 more ....becozzz rate has increased...Ok!!! I paid him the extra buck...Now after i went again after some 5 hours ...the price of lassi pack rose to Rs 12....I mean What the F*ck????

Anyways May god save us from Inflation!!!

Gaufire.com Official Wallpaper of the Month

2008-04-08T13:37:00.000-07:00

Click here to expand the pic,you can also save this pic and save it as wallpaper or screensaver!!
And Yes!! thats me in the Picture!!! Adobe Photoshop Zindabad

If you know some kool adobe photoshop tricks please share..!!

Perfect Situation!!

2008-03-28T14:45:00.000-07:00

The lyrics and rhythm of the song is just so addictive and in some sense attached to many including myself...so I love this awesome song from Weezer....

What's the deal with my brain?
Why am I so obviously insane?
In a perfect situation
I let love down the drain.
There's the pitch, slow and straight.
All I have to do is swing
and I'm a hero, but I'm a zero.

Hungry nights, once again
Now it's getting unbelievable.
'Cause I could not have it better,
But I just can't get no play

From the girls, all around
As they search the night for someone to hold onto.
And I just pass through...

Get your hands off the girl,
Can't you see that she belongs to me?
And I don't appreciate this excess company.
Though I can't satisfy all the needs she has
And so she starts to wander...
Can you blame her?

Tell me there's a logic out there.
Leading me to better prepare
For the day that something really special might come.
Tell me there's some hope for me.
I don't wanna be lonely
For the rest of my days on the earth.

GaufireGiri Funda One

2008-03-28T14:26:00.000-07:00

GaufireGiri funda is an outcome of research that each and every person do and learn from i.e. life....so what i gonna do is to jot down the lesson i learn while going through the hated most path TimeLine...so that in time of need or when i m feeling kind of ploutoed...then i'll ponder upon these lessons and get rid of ma any situation to get back to a perfect situation!!!
Recently i got one point cleared...when u care what other person think about u...then u start taking out meanings of that other person's words from your side only..[.i mean i donno how to put the words but i have understood the funddaa..:P]...and end up getting into faltu de pange. So better show some empathy and try to be a good listener.....This will help you...!!

Scientist by Coldplay

2008-03-26T13:04:00.000-07:00

One of the songs I am listening alot these days...Donno y?? But i suppose the only reason is that its a quite soft and grunge less song..so no way disturbing when comes to music with studies...hmm...!!

Come up to meet you
Tell you I'm sorry
You don't know how lovely you are

I had to find you
Tell you I need you
Tell you I set you apart

Tell me your secrets
And ask me your questions
Oh let's go back to the start

Running in circles
Coming up tails
Heads on a silence apart

Nobody said it was easy
It's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard

Oh take me back to the start

I was just guessing
At numbers and figures
Pulling your puzzles apart

Questions of science
Science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart

Tell me you love me
Come back and haunt me
Oh and I rush to the start

Running in circles
Chasing our tails
Coming back as we are

Nobody said it was easy
Oh it's such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be so hard

I'm going back to the start

Collecting resources/Techniques for optimum performance in exams

2008-03-26T05:16:00.001-07:00

As only less than 3 weeks left for my end semester exams to start....so I am jotting down some of the things/techniques or resources i should bank upon to get some optimized good performance in the exams.

1. Improve concentration: Concentration is one of the utmost and obviously difficult part of the preparations.But for i have now got a solution no[yippeee...inside High Five!!]: Mosquitoes!!! Yea mosquitoes.....Try to kill as many mosquitoes as possible in a stipulated time[for best results use only one hand] and try if you can kill mainly those mosquitoes which are hanging around quite square to you i.e. near the shoulder etc. Man!! this thing really helps.....It not only improves your concentration power but [what more]it also improves your instincts and reaction time[this is quite necessary when you drive a vehicle..no??] .So, thanks to my college...a proper jungle and breeding ground for mosquitoes...is providing me with ample amount of mosquitoes.;)....And citing my own record[basically my expertise in killing mosquitoes] : 200 mosquitoes were grounded in just 15 minutes during my Mechanical Operations mid semester exam...and as a result I actually topped the class in this very exam...huhuahahahaah!!....

2. coming soon!!

Just an Update!!

2008-03-16T10:11:00.000-07:00

Hey all....i missed you all, i missed blogging and i missed internet.......:(((

Since 6th March my stars [or is it planets...I donno??] of health were going through some rough rugged path in Himalayas [damn!! it may be adventurous fun for them but for god sake no ways fun for me....huh!!!] .....I suffered fever,food poisoning,infection,body ache and then after Pro nite by Praikrama and Them Clones on 9th like all others ,i suffered stiff neck syndrome...then again fever and pain in legs to infection[probably due to spider bite or lizard bite..whatever??] ..............But finally i m feeling well....and my recovery would not been possible without my broken ring on which according to mummy is specialized in improving or taking care of health and obviously my parents and sister and my friends and last but not the least....the medicines[mostly self-medication stuff but stillll...] namely...Saptron,Avil,Combiflame,vicks,Move,Disprine,Nescafe Coffee,Amul Orange Candy and Juice Corner,NIT warangal....

Anyways, i got to go now....time to enjoy...will hang around the campus till late night,talk about future plans,will abuse college and then will go and sleep in classes next morning.....cyaaa!!!
Boni Nui :)))

[no marks deduction for spelling mistakes in engineering college.....hmmm;))]

Last Kiss-the story behind + chords/tabs + lyrics

2008-02-18T21:05:00.000-08:00

Hmm...ever since I came to know about the Funda behind Pearl Jam's The Last KIss[An awesome number] ,my liking for this song reached new heights and strumming it on ma guitar chords became ma only goal for last night[although i was having a mid semester exam today morning,but passion is passion---{{again bad excuse to not to study...hmmm...cant help it!!}}] Anyways the song is quite easy going on guitar...Mere 4 chords used ie C , A minor ,F and G

For odd numbered lines use C and A minor and For even numbered lines of lyrics go for F and G chords...SO simple...no???

Ok so here is the lyrics of this beautiful song..ooopsie i forgot to tell you the funda/story behind the song...Actually its based on a true incident when a guy and a gal were going on a date and their car met and accident and the girl died.So this is the song from the heartbroken [or may be some bones or ribs broken in that accident..I am sorry no damn idea about guy's physical status after the accident..huh!!] Guy's side...Very senti.....!!!

Oh, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world.

We were out on a date in my daddy's car
We hadn't driven very far
There in the road, up straight ahead
A car was stalled, the engine was dead
I couldn't stop, so I swerved to the right
I'll never forget the sound that night
The screamin' tires, the bustin' glass
The painful scream that I heard last.

Oh, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world.

When I woke up, the rain was pourin' down
There were people standing all around
Something warm rollin' through my eyes
But somehow I found my baby that night
I lifted her head, she looked at me and said
"Hold me darling just a little while."
I held her close, I kissed her our last kiss
I found the love that I knew I would miss
But now she's gone, even though I hold her tight
I lost my love, my life that night.

Oh, where oh where can my baby be?
The Lord took her away from me
She's gone to heaven, so I got to be good
So I can see my baby when I leave this world.
Oooh~ ooooh~

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No post...Long time...dammn!!

2008-02-12T06:53:00.000-08:00

Hiloo!! Whats up??? Man!!Last few weeks went like anything ,buzy with so things that internet surfing became an scarce entity for me and what more lying down of new electric wires or some pipeline no idea for what purpose screwed the LAN cable going to hostels and now we are rendered LAN and internet less in our boring hostel rooms...nahiiiiii...Crap!!
Anyways...want to talk arbit today sitting in an cyber cafe ,actually came to post my resume for some fellowship thingy but forgot the pendrive at hostel only so back to ma profession blogging...a blessing in disguise...phew!!!:))
Its our minor exams going on ,actually first term exams of the 4th semester for last 1 week and mid semesters starting from next monday....bache kiii jaaan lenge.....chalo leave it!!
Sharing some of our my classroom experiences i would like to start with my Applied Electronics teacher.....Man!!! He doesnt know how less unique words he speak in whole day....i think he is suffering from Hyper Repetition Compulsive disorder.To explain simple Diode output characteristics ,he took whole 1 hour of the lecture by repeating each damn word some 8 times which me and Monga[co-vicitim,'Admission in NIT Warangal 2006 'Tragedy] counted on our fingers
...hmmm....for example the current increases , current increase....[shaking his neck with characteristic ummmm sound].....current increases.....increases...increases.....STOP IT!!! Cant handle any more.....And you must have faced this condition that while trying to control your laugh you end up laughing out loud and consequently all heads and twice the number of eyes in the room are pointed towards you only....right!! And same happened with me too.....and Sir[with all due respect;)] ordered me to fuck off from the class...but as Poison nullify poison sameway My some 9 plus[lucky number..yes yes yes yes...(Gaurav!!stop it you are showing symptoms of HRCD)] 'sorry' helped me.....yippppeeeee!!! And i remained in the class with word repetition counter on....[And here comes a paragraph change with Song in background Ye hai meri kahani,Meri Zubani...lalalalallaa]

Hey by-the-way Public announcement that me,Pranav and Uday have finally come up with our band name its Zubb729 [inspirations behind this legendary name are: Led Zepplin,Blink 182 and Ramanujam ].....Howzzz dat??? But my position in the band is still variable...In the initial days i was a base guitarist,then a composer and rhythm guitarist,then rhythm guitarist and a singer,then drumer[i love drumming more than guitarbazi....and out of over-commitment i got ma thumbs scrwed....but no regrets] and as now we are thinking of including a professional drumer for our band i'll be shiffting back to guitarbazi and singing.....!!!!! nahiiiiii.......i want drumming.....uain uain:(((

Chalo got to go now...cafe guy has warned of charging extra....bastard.....bhawnaoin ko samjhana chahiye,nahiii???

Engineers and Creativity must go hand in hand...Isnt it??

2008-01-21T05:03:00.000-08:00

At what pace Indian Economy is running and getting big time bullish [With Exception of last week and today where derzz Blood Scattered through out the DALAL Street,Mumbai with over 3000 fall in sensex....:((( ] its no denying that engineers play great role in this growth but if a bit of Creativity is added to our budding engineers much more beautiful masterpieces of Engineering are yet to get registered in India's name....hmmm....this thought only now a days encouraging me to improve my creativity some how and not to waste single second of life doing so....seriously and what more Tare Zameen Par aggravated these feelings.
This semester ,no offense but, we have got the best of the best sleep inducing proffs for all the 5-6 subjects so a great time to improve your personal skills like improving your vocab ,your creativity etc etc.Hence for last few days i have started to regain interest in ma somewhere lost once bigtime serious Hobby 'DRAWING'....for your kind info i have won numerous prizes in drawing including second prize in ALL INDIA Camelin Drawing Contest tooo.....[Feeling like Proud owner of a brand new single seater McLAren 380...ma dream car..uhmmm uhmmm;)]
So in today's Chemical Thermodynamics or Chemical Technology or Mechnical Operations or dammmn donno what are other subjects we have this sem ,whatever , lecture when most of the lucky people [Bole to one with Specks on] where hanging out in dreamland with all secured and assured feelings that they no way gonna get caught sleeping behind their somewhat tinted glasses....dammmn lucky bastards huh!!!.....I decided to pen down or draw ma ideas on the notebook.I made around 9 odd movie bannners and sharing couple of them here...Hope you'll like them...Please suggest some other muvis becoz i am having same lecture 4 days a week so quite good amount of time to cater your request....hmmm.....

Updated at 00:17 21 Jan 2008: Hey you must be thinking how the guy who has drawn the below given drawings can be a good artist.....Ya i know u'll definitly be thinking this.......Re-steping into ur age old left activity takes time to kick-off with same form...;) and i can bet no one can do b8r than this sitting in front bench trying to escape from Profs catchy big eyes and doing all this shit and not listening to shit he is puking in his lectures...hmm...getting ma point!!...matter of fact Irfan Pathan too taking time to get back his form and swing...isnt it!!The other pictures i made are perhaps socially not acceptable;)) and vaise bhi modern art is all abt Ideas not Perfect colors or curves.rite???:D

Who is the Poet of this orphaned poetic beauty??

2008-01-16T12:42:00.000-08:00

Note:The above written poem is no-ways written by me...but i found it somwhere lying and obviously liked and hence sharing it with you.Read it,feel it,njoy it and finally praise it..Tadaaaa!!

You do not let me love you
Nor do you let me hate you

When I think
That the last shackles have been broken
When I am elated
That every bond has been freed
When I feel
The fresh winds of change are around,
You come back.
With your enchanting beauty
With your wily charm
With your flattering innocence
With your candid frankness
With your flattering regret

Sorry
For the hurt
For the unhappiness
For the lost moments.

Making new promises of love
Taking fresh oaths of friendship
Offering beautiful imprisonment of commitment.

I knowthat you are lying
Every moment I am trying
To be freed from the desire
That Binds me to you.

I know,
That the beautiful promises will never come to hold.
I know,
That our love stories will never be told
And,
That as times unfold
Even before the new promises turn old
YOu shall be gone.
But,
I am not bold
So I shall be sold
To the gilt of gold.
I shall be back in oyur arms
Desiring you
Seeking ways new
And every avenue
Of loving you
Seeing you
In your thousand coloured hue.

Forgetting,
That the relationship
Of the shore and the sea
Is old.
Howmuchever,
The shore may hold
Onto the waves,
Howmuchever it craves,
The waves shall roll back
Only to come back
Again.

The Zephyr Song -RHCP

2008-01-16T03:06:00.000-08:00

I love this song largely becoz of its lyrics and quite easy Guitar Tabs [Zephyr Song]
Here by i am stating the tabs i normally strum from this Song

A minor ,G , E minor, F ie

And then for the chorus part it goes like:

D , G , A maj

Thats it!!! Strumming pattern is quite easy and getable by strumming along the song for first few times.Good luck and Here goes the LYrics as follows.....

Can I get your hand to write on
Just a piece of lead to bite on
What am I to fly my kite on
Do you want to flash your light on
Take a look its on display - for you
Coming down no not today

Did you meet your fortune teller
Get it off with no propellor
Do it up its always stellar
What a way to finally smell her
Pick it up its not to strong - for you
Take a piece and pass it on

Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more then ever
And in this perfect weather
Well find a place together
Fly on my wing

Riddlin on liberator
Find a way to be a skater
Rev it up to levitator
Super mainly aviator
Take a look its on display - for you
Coming down no not today

Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more then ever
And in this perfect weather
Well find a place together
In the water where the scent of my emotion
All the world will pass me by
Fly away on my zephyr
Well find a place together

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa - do you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa - wont you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Fly away on my zephyr
I feel it more then ever
And in this perfect weather
Well find a place together

In the water where the scent of my emotion
All the world will pass me by
Fly away on my zephyr
Were gonna live forever
Forever

Here Is the Video Link

Lucky Escape from College for a Week

2008-01-15T07:12:00.000-08:00

Thank God!! I have got another awesome reason to be happy about being an Indian- Its the festivals at regular intervals throughout the year....helping us to get some freedom and flying of to our native habitats...phew!!! So finally on 9th of Jan it was decided by unanimous vote that whole of our class gonna bunk classes next week on the occasion of Pongal/Onam/Lohri /Bihu etc [by-d-way Lohri was least bothered about out there in Warangal [And i hope you will remember this name in future...Pls dont say 'Some where in South' when ever ma college is talked about....Dil Dukhta hai!!! :((]
Ok so i decided to run-off from the shitty and lately quite bigtime stict college authorities for a week.Lemme me first clear the point 'lately quite bigtime stict college authorities':X --there was some ragging case in college and that too a semester back incident and the late-latiff police of India took action this time....They thrashed a first year to get the names of any arbit seniors of them and then it was turn for the seniors to face the heat of already heated up proper type Logs of Wood polished with olive oil [Good for restrengthening of wood fibres TECHNICAL INFO;)].Then there was DISCO meeting[hope you all have read FIVE POINT SOMEONE..!!---Its disciplinary committee constituted to screw life of the Bakra in Catch!!!] and one of ma good friend got year back and placement cancellation and over that fine tooo...But Y???? To everyone's surprise even the first years involved in case where punished with Cancellation of placements...Plzzzzz somebody explain this for me....:((((( So it was curfew like situation in campus...and water went over the head when one nite at around 12:30 in night me and ma friend were coming back from a club meeting and security guards caught us for the 'crime' of walking on road in the campus...and then there was 15 minutes of full n full abusive lecture and they took away our i-cards and called us the next day to report.Crapppppppppp!!!!
Alright so on 10th evening i checked for ticket availability in all the 11 trains from Kazipet to Delhi and dammm!! as expected there were no vacancies....So i opted for SpiceJet ticket on 12th Jan scheduled at 1 pm.
On 12th Jan me along with 4 of ma friends went Hydrabad with early morning train to have meeting with a some hot-shot guy of hydrabad to talk on our new venture GaufireSpeaks.com and meeting went awesome ....and meanwhile I got the news that me flight is delayed to 2:40 Pm and then to 3:10pm and Sorry for the inconvenience.....My fooot!!!
OK so after somehow passing time at airport ,I finally boarded the Plane with ma mouth full open which shock that Airhostess of SpiceJet where looking to give competition to rival Kingfisher undisputed Hot Chickssss!!! Anyways soon my worst nightmare came true...i suddenly stoodup from ma seat and asked the Airhostess" Ma'm where is the Supposed to be A Parachute under ma seat".....man!! believe me she was stunnned as never before....and gaining her senses after some 12 sec[which i actually counted on ma watch] she replied "Don't worry 'buddy' [thank god not 'sir' ;)] ,our pilots are goood and experienced and went offf giving a killer smile which actually caused me shelling out some 100bucks during the flight to buy a sandwich and colddrink from her hands.......shitttttt......dude wherezzz the self control...????

And after 2 hours of awesome journey [although aunty beside me puked twice...yaaaaakss....first timer..hmmm...i can understand!!!] Captain Patel announced landing at IGI....Yipppppeeee.... I am home..!!! The recored voice declared that outside temperature is around 9 degrees and thereeeeee went ma yipppppeeee freeezed with upcoming potential cold attack on ma nearly any shielding less body....which actually happened and i am typing this post with one hand and other hand busy stoping fluid flow through ma nose.
Anyways My holidays going great....i'll be returning back on 19th Jan......nahiiiiiiiiii!!!!

Stay Together for Kids-Blink182

2008-01-13T21:11:00.000-08:00

A really nice awesome song with nice video.One of the best songs from Blink182 which was through and through a Punkish band.Hope U'll like it....

It's hard to wake up
When the shades have been pulled shut
This house is haunted
It's so pathetic
It makes no sense at all.
I'm ripe with things to say
The words rot and fall away.
If a stupid poem could fix this home
I'd read it every day.

So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time
You gave it all away
It was mine
So when you're dead and gone
Will you remember this night, twenty years now lost.
It's not right

Their anger hurts my ears
Been running strong for seven years
Rather than fix the problems, they never solve them
It makes no sense at all
I see them every day
We get along so why can't they?
If this is what he wants and this is what
she wants
Then why is there so much pain?

So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time
You gave it all away
It was mine
So when you're dead and gone
Will you remember this night, twenty years now lost
It's not right

So here's your holiday
Hope you enjoy it this time
You gave it all away
It was mine
So when you're dead and gone
Will you remember this night, twenty years now lost
It's not right x4

Check out the video

Enterprising Thoughts Troubling me: Is it Good or Bad??

2008-01-09T12:41:00.000-08:00

No doubt eversince I have seen Sabeer Bhatia's Story on Discovery some 5 yrs back ie when i was in 9th Standard.....I am a bit unsettled chasing some arbit dreams to be big in name ,fat in money and all that by being young as much as possible....Damm this is my last Teen Year going[ Nineteenth yr of ma god damm existence on this insane earth!!!!]
Dono why stories of only the college dropouts and then big time successful coming ma way and appearing really fascinating to ma 'vela' mind????
From my first website way back in 9th standard ie Dhakan.co.nr to Gaufire.com and now lately i finally started my first officially termed 'Firm' GaufireSpeaks.com .NO doubt i am flying in ma own invented 11th sky but still thoughts of Study-front of ma life give my really cold jitters every now and then....But as the brain-washed brain behave, the thoughts of Successful drop outs comes in....N here i am confused innocent lamb who now has to decide whether these thoughts are worth following or not???? And above that should I go for GRE or CAT or GMAT or A mere Job is all bugging me for last few days now....
Crap!! Soon my second year will be over and i'll become 50% Engineer then...But frankly speaking i dont know shit about what engineering is all about especially about my field Chemical Engg. No idea what gonnnnnnnna happen in next 3-5 years from now...[Man!!! Pressure is so high.....I m running of to toilet to pee it offf a bit..brb...;)]
But ever wondered how small small cycles in life keep on doing new circles along the same circular paths.Like when you were in your 11th and 12th std. in school...same 'What will happen??' gifted you your first White hair out of tension......And now as i am going through ma engineering degree same feelings creeping in....[How will i fair in interviews,shall i start my preparations for CAT etc bla bla, what if i go for an entrepreneurship start up of my own...blaa blaaa]
So is it good or bad??? Really tough to decide by this nearly preoccupied to the limit of black hole density[ Black hole is a highly dense small in size heavenly body....hmmm...] ie ma tiny least important part of ma body....ma crappy useless brain !!!!
Anyways do check out my new website started with the help of my friends GaufireSpeaks.com

Note: The Author was not able to sleep thats why made this blog post his mode of timepass.....So im sorry if this post ended up being a time waste for you....But believe me it served ma purpose atleast

Enterprising Thoughts Troubling me

2008-01-09T00:41:00.000-08:00

No doubt since I have seen Sabeer Bhatia's Story on Discovery some 5 yrs back ie when i was in 9th Standard.....I am a bit unsettled chasing some arbit dreams to be big in name ,fat in money and all that by being young as much as possible....Damm this is my last Teen Year going[ Nineteenth yr of ma god damm existence on this insane earth!!!!]
Dono why stories of only the college dropouts and then big time successful coming ma way and appearing really fascinating to ma 'vela' mind????
From my first website way back in 9th standard ie Dhakan.co.nr to Gaufire.com and now lately i finally started my first officially termed 'Firm' GaufireSpeaks.com .NO doubt i am flying in ma own invention 11th sky but still thoughts of Study front of ma life gives my really cold jitters every now and then....But as the brain-washed brain behave, the thoughts of Successful drop outs comes in....N here im confused innocent lamb who know has to decide whether these thoughts are worth following or not???? And above that should I go for GRE or CAT or GMAT or A mere Job is all bugging me for last few days now....
Crap!! Soon my second year will be over and i'll become 50% Engineer then...But frankly speaking i dont know shit about what engineering is all about especially about my field Chemical Engg. No idea what gonnnnnnnna happen in next 3-5 years from now...[Man!!! Pressure is so high.....I m running of to toilet to pee it offf a bit..brb...;)]
But ever wondered how small small cycles in life keep on doing new circles along the same circular paths.Like when you are in your 11th and 12th std. in school...same 'What will happen??' gift you your first White hair out of tension......And now as i am going through ma engg degree same feelings creeping in....[How will i fair in interviews,shall i start my preparations for CAT etc bla bla, what if i go for an entreprenuership start up of my own...blaa blaaa]
So is it good or bad??? Really tough to decide by this nearly preoccupied to limit of black hole density[ Black hole is a highly dense small in size heavenly body....hmmm...] ie ma tiny least important part of ma body....ma crappy useless brain !!!!
Anyways do check out my new website started with the help of my friends GaufireSpeaks.com

Note: The Author was not able to sleep thats why made this blog post his mode of timepass.....So i am sorry if this post ended up being a time waste for you....But believe me it served ma purpose atleast....hehehe:p

My condition is Pathetic and Donno what to Do??

2007-12-23T07:57:00.000-08:00

My last evening of My Third semester End Winter break....dammm and i noways wannaa go back........:((((
I donno what i gonna write in coming up lines below in this but still i try to keeep ma composure and calm....phewwwww!!!
Firstly, i m this big short of thoughts n full of emotions that i wasnt able to think of any heading for this post ,hence copied the later part [Donno What to Do??] from song playing in background....Any Guesses....Ya its James Blunt's You are beautiful......!!!!
Firstly thanks alot to ma closest of the closest friends ,they in a way gave me a good cheerful farewell,this was really badly required ...thanku very much[and hey im not using word thanks rather really do mean it!!!!!!!!] . Dammmn!!! i still prefered to be the silent unmoved spectator full botheration about how to deal with upcoming days of Homesickness and unsettledness....:(( Sorry guys....I was not in ma senses 100%....so plzzzzz pardon me....next time i'll be all chirpy and all bla bla....Promise.....Blog ki Kasam!!!
OHhhhkkkk.....Now how were the holidays???? Hmm.....quite difficult to average the two sides of coin into one side...so holidays were normal with a bit of inclination towards better than ever before. And Y so??
Firstly i really loved the training part of ma holidays...200Km of up-down by Indian Tansport and then 10am to 5 pm unpaid really hard work....and the silverlining was the free unlimited tea-coffee and cost subsidized Meals....aaaahaaaa.....and then 'Would You Plz do me a favour trick ' to get the bus ticket via Ladiz line to make other million males standing in never ending 'Gents' line.....muhahahahah[devilish laugh within myself....again y??? are im not happy right now....so laughing inside only....huh!!!]
And then getting a Certificate of Appreciation [Nothing special the same old format with Name and College name changed and print out taken out...herezzz the Certificate that you sincerely screwed up your hard earned holidays..Bravo!!!.....ma fooooot!!!!] But still the people out there in IOCL Reasearch and Development setup,with all due respect to Asia's one of the best R n D facilities, were simply awesome....Thank you Sir ,Thank you Ma'm....
Man!!! the bus memories are worth keeepin life long....Once I boarded in an Intellectually bigtym rich bus....uffff.....the conductor and a haryana police inspector were having hot-talk on Brain Drain[but they were both in favour of it..so what for hot talk....some intellectual mystery i suppose..otherwise i cud have got the reason...no????]....then they were two guys sitting jus beside me [dammm that seat was for only two..so i was the standing among the three... :((].....they were discussing on Magalve Train mechanism....koooool[and i was like a kid who knows the answer and jumps n jumps raising his arms beyond limits when Teacher asks a question in class....hmmmm].......So i think its fun everywhere scattered...But coming to ma present situation I cant see it or feel it anywhere...You may be thinking[wat may be,rather must be] that i am over-hyping ma situation....haina???...but believe me this is not the case....i gonnna misss this timeee alot.....misss ma family n maa awesome god sent friends.....Love you all you only make this life worth living...cyaaaaa.....bbbyeee.....You all please take care.....I gonna take care of maself for sure....pakkkka promise.....!!! Changa phir milenge!!

and a small tear like substance tickled down ma eyes and deep breathe in-out ......phewwwww!!!![Common Gaurav!! be a man!!]
And there goes ma self-inspirational and Back-up .... motivational lyrics that i never forget....

I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning

Alright now i realized something....one or the other day, I have to go back to pursue the studies to shape ma career n all bla bla....so what i gonna do now is to do night out today to make most of ma left over hours at home....Sleep a lot in train[24 hour of Journey for your kind info:((] and then will try ma level best to settle down and mingle ma self with College Life waiting for yet another awesome holidays to enjoy to fullest.........Becoz Jeena Isi ka naaam hai...hai naaa???
And here i play Peaceful Easy Feeling[by Eagles] ......ummmm !!!Gudnight!!![I started this post in evening around 6 Pm and getting over with it at 11:53Pm.....]

Peaceful Easy Feeling

2007-12-22T12:53:00.000-08:00

For last few days i am listening to this song quite often....i really like the rhythm,legendary voice and obviously the lyrics....aaaah...just perfect....night time internet surfing song...

Peaceful Easy Feeling

I like the way your sparkling earrings lay,
Against your skin, so brown.
And I wanna sleep with you in the desert tonight,
With a billion stars all around.

'Cause I got a peaceful, easy feelin',
And I know you won't let me down.
'Cause I'm already standin', on the ground.

I found out a long time ago, what a woman can do to your soul.
But she can't take you any way, you don't already know how to go.

And I got a peaceful, easy feelin',
And I know you won't let me down.
'Cause I'm already standin', on the ground.

I get this feelin' I may know you,
As a lover and a friend,
But this voice keeps whispering in my other ear,
Tells me I may never see you again.

'Cause I get a peaceful, easy feelin',
And I know you won't let me down.
'Cause I'm already standin', on the ground.

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This is the Last time

2007-12-21T08:31:00.000-08:00

This is the last time
That I will say these words
I remember the first time
The first of many lies
Sweep it into the corner
Or hide it under the bed
Say these things, they go away
But they never do

Something I wasn't sure of
But I was in the middle of
Something I forget now
But I've seen too little of

The last time
You fall on me for anything you like
Your one last lie

You fall on me for anything you like
And years make everything alright
You fall on me for anything you like
And I, no I don't mind

This is the last time
That I will show my face
One last tender lie
And then I'm out of this place
Tread it into the carpet
Or hide it under the stairs
You say that some things never die
Well I tried and I tried

Something I wasn't sure of
But I was in the middle of
Something I forget now
But I've seen too little of

The last time
You fall on me for anything you like
Your one last lie
You fall on me for anything you like
And years make everything alright
You fall on me for anything you like
And I, no I don't mind

The last time
You fall on me for anything you like
Your one last lie
You fall on me for anything you like
And years make everything alright
You fall on me for anything you like
And I, no I don't mind

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Pending Tag Completed At last.....Off the Burden Finally!!

2007-12-20T23:04:00.000-08:00

On August 24, 2007 my Personal blogging Mentor Adi Crazy tagged me here and since then i was having this pending tag to complete...And finally after few days of launch of ma personal blog Im doing this....[heavenly satisfaction on completion of long pending work is simply divine and unmatchable..Seriouslyyy]
Alright so ihave to write 'just' 7 points about myself...hmmmmm....seems easy but not in practical....Vaise bhi Me too now a ,though in really remote way and small quantity, Celebrity Blogger [hehehe] so Public Image should be taken care of ....no???

1.Hmm...to start up with...Ma main occupation Studies [damm!! suddenly i am feeling sleeepy:(] ...For past few months im not giving shit about this shit and as a result the college results giving me shit in return...So cant store this surplus shit so have now decided that from this semester onwards i gonna give shit about studies so that Give and Take Equilibrium remains intact ....Kind of New Year resolution in advance.....Phew!!

2.I no more love short and commando style hair cut....so going for a hairstyle change....Hope it suits me....I m looking forward to Jimmy Morrison or Sonu Nigam's present hair Style....Howzz that???And yaa one more thing..i think SaniaMirza framed specks look gud on me...no??? Koi shak???

3.I just loveeee hanging out with friends and specially the long walk in twilight is always a delight and blood content boooster for me...

4.I feel insecure about losing a friend or hurting someone.....so may apologize quit early or can take others errors easy...But thank God....i have a really goood friend helping me out overcome this insecurity by reprograming ma god dammm pentium 1 chip brain...thanksss alot budddy...great to have you in ma life as such a greatttt friend...

5.Dammm!!! I cant talk on phone...man!!! this is ma big problem....either i have nothing to talk about or i donno how to talk or i donno know what to talk about....by God how will i face ma on-phone interview rounds in ma college placements....tension gripping in....help me!!!!

6 I hate sleeping and love hard work....and hence obviously love keeping ma self buzy....And as a result i have developed various interests and hobbies...I love dancing,strumming guitar,writing,reading and what not??? huhhhh.....perhaps this is the cause of ma steep fall in studies graph....

7. I am a Chai bole to Tea expert....One of the best Chai bananewala in whole family or i bet even in akhaa locality...hmmmm...Believe me!!!

8. The only good thing college has done to me is given be better shape..courtesy late nite basketball sessions and really big campus...So now a days getting obsessed with photosessions in front of ma new laptop and ma mother-sis duo encouraging me.....heheheh....

Hmmm.. i think this post quite well justify ma Blog Heading "Untold Me!! ".....hehehe

Alright now ma duty to tag other fellow bloggers.....now you have to think and write what other people donno know about you.....

Give your tired brain some rest and Let your heart speak few lines....

Mansi [a potential good blogger is back again...hurrray!!] ,Sachi [hmm...co-inspirer to start ma personal blog...vasie if wanna learn how to invent new quotes contact her..:P] ,Adi [im confused if u can tag the blogger who tagged you...allowed hai kya??] ,Gautam [oye kuch time Google adsense ko bhi aaaram de diya kar...n try this..the realy fun of blogging] ,Shubham [Going good with Tech Blog..],Richa [howzzz HCL going...take a brk and complete this tag..],Debalina[Damm i still donno what Prolix means:((]

FIX YOU!!! [I Just Love the Song....]

2007-12-20T01:11:00.001-08:00

When you try your best, but you don't succeed
When you get what you want but not what you need
When you feel so tired but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse?

And the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can't replace
When you love someone but it goes to waste
Could it be worst?

Lights will guide you home,
And ignite your bones,
And I will try to fix you,

High up above or down below
When you're too in love to let it go
But if you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

Tears stream down your face
When you lose something you cannot replace
Tears stream down on your face
And I

Tears stream down your face
I promise you I will learn from my mistakes
Tears stream down on your face
And I

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

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He-She Switch...Patent Number 1!!

2007-12-18T07:09:00.000-08:00

You seriously wont disagree that at times life puts u in such a situation when you wish for an instant temporary SexChange to place your self in the best possible position and conditon and situation.Isnt it??
But it was not 'at times' but 'all times' for me for ma training period.
No wonder Sonepat was the hottest in demand destination for people hanging out at the ISBT[i mean delhi busstand]...but dammm no solid reason YYYYYYYYYYY??? God dammm yyyyy??? Man!!! the que for tickets most of the time were never ending.....but the worst part the female or mostly termed as 'Ladi'z' ' line was always small....nahiiii!!!!! And at that only juncture i prayed god that he must must have installed human beings with A HESHE Switch!!!! Life would have been so simple..no????
But this is against laws of nature....n imagine if You get your spouse of a jollly nature...man!!! he-she will reallly make hell out of that HESHE switch .....no???Dammmmm!!! so for the sake of human kind im dumping a noble prize winning idea!!!
No probs...but i found another way out to solve the problem...this is called troubleshooting in engineer's language...hmmmm...;)
It was "Hi!!! please do me a favour.....plzzz......plzzzz buy me a ticket.....plllzzzzzzzz"[with ma neck making 45 degrees with vertical] to someone standing in that divine gifted and powered with special powers "LADI'Z'" Line..and it worked wonder....aaaaahaaaaaaaa!!!! An incredible troubleshooting engineer in making.......I am proud of maself....!!!![ Background music: Papa Kahtein bada kaam karega]

Alright cya for now catchya l8r....do leave your comments and slaps below!!!ADIOS!!!

Up-Down By Bus....An Ordeal in Disguise!!....Contd...

2007-12-17T03:39:00.000-08:00

Ohhhkkk....so first thing i was to do was to check out on which damm station i was standing without any solution.Alright,i followed a stairs going up somewhere.Man!!! that stairs ended up in a big timeeeeee buzy market...first thought hooked in ma brain was smthing like sabzimandi or so..but actually it was Sadarbazar....which i easily made out by the Spices suspended in the atmosphere burning ma nose-hairs.....aaaaaaacheeeee[folllowed by 8-9 sneezzzzz shots...ufff]...Ok so i asked a rickshawewala bhaiya "bhaiya Aas paas koi metro haiga??"....Answer was quite simple " NO"...so i walked for around 2-3 km out of the market[dammm y i dropped down from ma train in the asia's biggest market...crap!!!]
Alright...thank god...main road was visible with blue lines crushing n ramming one or two nearly evry second eyeblink....thats common..come on!!!
Ohhhhh Fakkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!! It was the same old new delhi railway station..where from i boarded the train....nahiiiiiiiii!!!!Hey dont laugh please ....okkkkk.....
Then i went to ChandniChowk Metro n further to BusStand.....And going Sonepat frm ISBT bus stand was also an ordeal in itself....So i'll discuss this latter...

Cyaaaaa....Catchya sooon...with more of my experiences...I am in Panchkula right now...aaahhhaaaaaa!!!

Up-Down By Bus....An Ordeal in Disguise!!

2007-12-15T06:07:00.000-08:00

As i mentioned in ma inaugural post about my Industrial Training in IOCL Faridabad.
So,lemme clear that for dammm 20 days of training i did Up-down by bus travelling over 200 Kms everyday...Uffff....but still wonders that this cant be termed as 'HardWork' ....correcttt:((!!
Alright on one bad day[i mean topping in the list of 20 bad days]...I got bigtime pissed off from Indian Transport ......crapppp!!!
Man!! firstly i took a local train from Faridabad Railway station which took around an hour for NewDelhi railway station...ummm manageable i suppose....Ok!!! Now the problem starts....[[hold your breathe...reallly scary part coming up now]]
so the railway station aunty did an Announcement: Sonepat going train arriving on platform 9 ,go get it....Man!!! i dropped down from the faridabad-delhi train on platform 1 and just sprinted off to the platform 9...bhago!!
And i boarded the train....phew...so relieved i felt that time...but suddenly a thought pinched in ma heart "Dammm!! Who'll buy the tickets to sonepat beta???" ---But no probs...the negative side of me[man!! circle has no sides...ryte..heheh]....overpowered ma thoughts and i decided not to go for tickets...Loudspeaker inside me was shouting "Bravo!! Bravo!! You are ma man!!" n i was smiling towards the outerworld with bit of shyness n being modest to the praise done by ma Inner Loudspeaker.aaaaaaahhhh!!!
crap!! 30 minutes gone smiling and i havnt moved a single millimeter from platform 9.Shit!!!! Whats wrong with the train yaaaar????
I had some oder plans up ma sleeves ie to go out of the railway station and go ISBT[bus stand] and take the bus bla bla...but as sooon as this thought ended i felt somthing moving....wowwwww!!!! Train is moving....People party at ma house.....
After 10 min...we reached some station and some 1-2 crore people boarded our compartment....man!!! i was like sandwiched among 100s of buns and breads and that tooo freeezed hard ones.....I suddenly became a rationalist fighting against Over-Population and jumped off the train.....hey dont be happy,train was still anchored at the arbit station......man!!! im tired that time bhi and ab bhi.....So i'll continue from here onwards in next post...You too go and wash your face ,i can easily sense your sleepy and boring face..dear!! :((

My first Personal Blog post...

2007-12-14T12:58:00.000-08:00

I am feeling a bit sleepy right now..even after having ma 2nd tea of the night...Crap!!! my stamina of doing night outs is falling....save me some one!!!
AAAAhhhhhh.....[biggggg yaawwwn]

So here by i cut the e-ribbon of my long awaited and cherished and long nourished plans to have a personal blog with some coool personal loooks...!![you not clappping....very bad!!!]
Welcome aboard people....This blog will be the untold me....speaking out myself when i prefered to be a passive spectator and now jotting down ma feelings...
Going by nature..the blog may happen to be a regular humour and rib-tickling-sarcastic at times thingy...So non-laughers pleaseeee co-operate....

Cya gudnight for now....Catchya 2moro morning with fresh mind but old memories of my 20 days training project at IOCL,R n D,Faridabad!!