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Mathematical equation to count number of states in India

I am kind of very very pissed over TCR drama and eventually formation of Telanagana and further eventually (very bad english..hmm!! ) uprising of demand for 9 more shit small states. So , i worked a bit on working out a mathematical model or say just a lame single line equation to give a real time number of states in India i.e. Number of States in India to the accuracy of 13 decimal places at any given time.

Here is the equation :

RTNOS = S(1+ .5e^(n/N)) +WTF

This is called Real Time Number of States equation.

Variables used :
e is 2.7 (constant)
S is the (actual number of states - 1)
n is cumulative number of MPs/MLAs favouring a new state
N is cumulative number of MPs and MLAs against a new state.

WTF is What the faak coefficient that take cares of the non-sense acts or unexpected acts done by new state demanding public that aggravates the situation and effects the real time number of states count.



PLEASE HELP ME IN IMPROVING THIS EQUATION.


We will forward this equation to Planning commission of India and to the Internal affairs and home ministry , this will make their job a bit easy.

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5 comments:

Anirudh said...

that equation is goddamn right! :D

Anonymous said...

haha..................................................

Anonymous said...

Dude!

This is unfair! You've been staying here for more than 3 years and you turn a deaf ear to the problems faced by the people in this region? And over that you make fun out of it?

It is not sensible for you to relate Telangana with the demand for the other 8 states!

Come on! Spend at least the amount of time it took for you to post this thing- on understanding why they need a state.

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